My Children Disowned Me At Christmas, So I Gave Them An Envelope. The Next Day, I Woke Up To 67 Missed Calls

Alerting airport security

To inflict further discomfort, I had subtly bent the regulations and used intricate methods to alert airport security about their suspicious activities.

My calculated moves left breadcrumb trails of doubt about their intentions. Once reported, the wheels were set in motion, and they became entangled in the web of heightened scrutiny.

Their naivety about my behind-the-scenes manipulations only made their turmoil more satisfying to watch unfold.