My Children Disowned Me At Christmas, So I Gave Them An Envelope. The Next Day, I Woke Up To 67 Missed Calls

Steps in difficulty

With each step they took in difficulty and delay, I walked in ease, knowing my efforts had paid off. From botched reservations to security checks, their honeymoon transformed into a series of misfortunes.

Meanwhile, my journey continued smoothly, every part of my day a stark contrast to theirs. The balance of power had shifted, cementing the knowledge that their attempts to irritate me had completely backfired.